Okay, so I guess I have some time for a very quick update on Sally's Messed Up Love Life, aka Smull. Hey that should be one of my new ghost names on SEG! Smull, me like!
Last time on SMULL (That name is sooo cool!) Sally and Aras rolled in the sand while trying to emancipate a garden gnome from Sally's kneesocks. Will they catch a rare form of sand influenza? Let's find out!
The scene opens with Kim at the loudspeaker, programming a new message.
Rafe comes by. "Hey Kim, what are you doing? I hope it doesn't involve shoving a lobster down my pants, like you did last time I asked you what you were doing."
"That wasn't me," Kim retorted, "That was Aras after he ate one too many drugged cicadas. Now if you don't mind Rafe, could you tell me how to spell Aras's last name?"
"It's B-A-S... B-A-S... B-A-... B... ah screw it," Rafe said. "I can't believe I forgot it! I used to write his name all over my guidebooks back when I was on the job. It was for my... um... Survivor prediction game... I knew he'd win all along! "
"Well, Sally should know how to spell his name, go get her," Kim said.
Rafe sighed and ran to get Sally, all the while mumbling about how stupid he was for forgetting how to spell Baskauskas (see, I can spell it from memory!
. Of course it never occured to Kim to ask ARAS to spell his own last name, but she's Kim so that's to be expected. [Isn't the narrator of this story so mean?]
Meanwhile, box-ed Jenna, hernia-ed Rob, and long lastname-d Aras were out cooking some grub.
"What are you cooking?" Jenna asked Aras.
"Pah, more like WHAT are you cooking!" Rob said, laughing.
"That's what I said," Jenna said.
"Yeah, Jenna, steal my thunder!" Rob shouted.
"Jenna, be nice to Rob! You know he's living with a hernia!" Aras said, while pushing the goop in the frying pan around with a stick.
"Sorry..." Jenna mumbled weakly.
"Anyway, I'm cooking Farfargoogian Oopdiscoops. It's a Lithuanian delicacy!" Aras said. He pulled some plates out of the rummage bin and placed the Farfarsomethingorother on them.
"Wow," Rob C. said after taking a bite. "This is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever had come into contact with my mouth since Rob M. mistook me for Amber back on All-Stars!"
"Rob, that never happened, you just like making up stories about random people making out with you because you feel that your fantasies..." Jenna said, before being cut-off by someone that had something meaningful to say.
"Have any of you seen Sally?" Rafe asked.
"Yes, she's on top of the pyramid sipping ice-tea and taking life easy. Why do you want to know?" Aras asked.
"Kim just wanted to know how to spell your last name," Rafe said, before running off. "Bye!"
"...and that's why I think you need to seek professional counseling," Jenna finished.
"Whatever box girl," Rob C. snapped back.
"Why does everyone hate me?" Jenna asked, before starting to cry. She and the box slunk away behind a pyramid.
Later...
"B-A-S-K-A-U-S-K-A-S," Sally said.
"Baskakas?"
"Bas..."
"Bas..."
"kaus..."
"kaus..."
"kas."
"kas. Got it. Thanks Sally! Now listen to this message!" Kim pressed a button and the loudspeaker blared, "Be careful or Nick Baskauskas will jump out and scare you!"
"Kim! It's Aras Baskauskas. Either that or Nick Stanbury. And neither of them are even scary."
"I know but I thought I'd confuse the enemies first, and then freak them out. What do you think?"
"I think I need you to take a little visit to "The Box". Come with me..." Sally said.
To be continued...
In the next episode:
Sally takes Kim to see The Box.
Rafe decides to host a slumber party. Jenna rambles, Rob C. sings, Aras cooks, and surprisingly no one dies!
All this and more on the next episode of
Smullguna Beach Sally's Messed Up Love Life!
(I realize there has not been much romance lately, but believe me it will pick up in the next episode.)
~~Sally Schumann - THE CUTEST L'IL SURVIVOR YOU EVER DID SEE!~~ :-*BRADY AND SALLY 4EVER!!! 
But Sally is okay with that, since Sally doesn't want anything to come between Sally and Brady, even if Aras is smokin' hot. So Sally and Aras talk some more and it turns out that Aras is okay with Sally's LUV for Brady and Aras even wants to keep Brady around just for her. Or is that really the reason? Hum, am I sensing some kind of luv 
(I hope you're enjoying this Steph, since you're the only other person that can read this.)
. Of course it never occured to Kim to ask ARAS to spell his own last name, but she's Kim so that's to be expected. [Isn't the narrator of this story so mean?]
That was really dumb.